Thursday, August 24, 2006

Thou shalt not covet...


I prefer to think of the ten commandments as the ten suggestions. I insert certain conditions. Like: "Thous shalt not covet anything other than landrovers." I think this is valid - Moses knew nothing about landrovers and if he did he would have inserted the same condition. (Think how handy it would have been in the desert.)

The 2007 landy (Defender) because there can be no other. Will have a 2.4 diesel codeveloped by Ford Engine (better than Beemer if you ask me). A six speed box, and more comfortable chairs...

Covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet covet....

2 comments:

Rock in the Grass said...

you're nuts: rather covet something like a Triumph Tiger, or the BMW 1200 Adventure.

afavkjm : word verification: the sound made by a decent bike pulling away from a Landrover on an offroad track

Gus said...

My blog = My word verification = My interpretation.

oxsbtubr - The sound of a an idling landrover diesel engine.

And let me correct you on an issue of semantics...Some interpret "afavkjm" as the sound of a motorbike pulling away. True; the word has to do with motorbikes, but it is specifically the sound of a motorbike being gently crushed by an idling landrover on a steep rocky incline.

(The construction of the word indicates that the landrover is not even aware of the damage it is doing as the motorbike is so truly insignificant.)