Dassie, I must thank you for the idea - conspiracy... I've taken it on a slightly different tour.
This is the sermon I conspire to preach for my trial service on Monday... published as a pdf, because - lets face it - who wants to read a sermon?
Here is the sermon
PS. If you see any charges of heresy coming my way - or you have any suggestions, please let me know before I expose myself to the College!